I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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