My liver just broke up with me...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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