Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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