I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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