We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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