Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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