would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
So squirting runs in the family.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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