id be glad to
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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