i think i have herpe
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.