Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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