I just made out with a guy for $7.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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