Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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