you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
