omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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