so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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