The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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