It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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