Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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