Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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