I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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