i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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