Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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