So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
