My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Randomize
