You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
