i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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