We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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