how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
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I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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