do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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