Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The uberlube is also flammable
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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