I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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