forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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