I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Your penis caused this!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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