I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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