The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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