So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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