and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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