New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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