your room smells of hookers.
And success
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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