haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Randomize
