she was so not down for the gang bang
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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