i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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