And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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