Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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