he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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