is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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