her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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