Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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