It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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