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• (310): View more from California

  dude i need help, im throwing up blood.

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  no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.

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  oh, so thats why my junks red.

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  wow. cant help you there...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming

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• (210): View more from Texas

  i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor

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• (619): View more from California

  Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  he high fived his dick after we had sex

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