Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
what day is it and did you see me today?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago