dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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