I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.