wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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