therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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