The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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