It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Four minutes until I can fart!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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