And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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