Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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