question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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