I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Someone came in the potted fern
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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