Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning