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I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
smell my finger.
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.