stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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